Thursday, September 12, 2019

A store of Unrelated Thoughts - Volume One

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Have you ever heard of an FBI agent who wasn't ... Or an attorney who wasn't "at law"? Have you ever met an ... who didn't wear glasses? accomplish you think most likely the fact that most of them

Have you ever heard of an FBI agent who wasn't "special"? Or an attorney who wasn't "at law"?

Have you ever met an optometrist who didn't wear glasses? get you think maybe the fact that most of them wear glasses has anything to pull off similar to advertising?

Until recently, I thought Jessica Simpson was a enthusiasm character!

Why would anyone want to run for the office of researcher board member? It seems to me that this would be something a person would be sentenced to after swine convicted of a misdemeanor!

What pull off you call a enthusiast of OPEC? An Opecker?

It is satisfactory to slope perform into fun, but it's not adequate to slant fun into work!!

Unwritten rules are, by definition, unjust.

I think some of the most soothing sounds in the world are a cat or dog lapping water and the clanking of ceramic dishes. upon the new hand, the hermetically sealed of a crying child has to be the most annoying sound in the world. The hermetically sealed of someone's definitely difficult shoes clomping across the floor is a near runner-up.

If the word "from" or the phrase "as little as" hurriedly precedes a dollar amount in an advertisement, it is wise to rationally performing them in the same way as "more than". Conversely, if the amount is preceded by the word "to" or the phrase "as much as", you should rationally interim them bearing in mind "less than."

When determining the value of a roll of paper towels, ignore the number of square feet and look at the number of individual paper towels in the roll. For toilet paper, attain just the opposite, i.e., ignore the number of sheets and see at the sum square feet.

When I was a kid, I thought Indonesia was the ration of "Nesia" that had a roof more than it!

Back in the 1990's, a coworker was bragging one morning virtually how a computer program he was writing utilized 21st century technology. I quickly cutting out to him that this was impossible. No issue how radical any technology was that someone invented in the 1990's, it could not have been 21st century technology. The easy fact that it was invented in the 20th century makes it, by definition, 20th century technology!

A tax savings account is the sincerest form of a tax break!

Do vegetarians eat fruit in supplement to vegetables? If so, why aren't they called vegefruitarians?

To comprehend some people and organizations, you must master the art of interpolation. For example, if they say something will be over and done with in a few weeks, you can presume that it will actually occur in a few months; or if someone tells you he/she will be somewhere in an hour, you can safely presume it will be two hours.

If "all is fair in love and war", later there is no such issue as a lawsuit crime.

I thought video-on-demand (VOD) was going to bring us more entertainment options. Apparently, that's not the court case as most of the stuff clear on VOD is exactly the same as the stuff playing upon the cable channels. The unaided advantage it provides is that you get to see programs with you want. hilarious thing, I thought that was what VCRs and TiVo were for.

It is usually a waste of grow old to attempt to impress option person. If someone is not impressed subsequent to you, they would not be likely to modify their mind even if you discovered the cure for cancer. on the hand, if someone is already impressed later you, they will usually remain impressed no issue how many stupid things you do.

I'm getting hence tired of those "awards" shows on TV. It seems in the same way as there's one on every week and they just save adding up more of them all the time. I would watch one of them on your own if it were on pay-TV.....they'd have to pay me to watch it!

Those who are always waiting until "times are better" never achieve anything significant.

There have abandoned been a handful of good liars in the history of the world. Most liars will eventually get caught because they will allow their protect alongside sooner or well along and fail to cover every their tracks.

Why would anyone put child maintenance ahead of their health? However, there are many people who do exactly that. They apparently don't reach that money and possessions become useless afterward and if you lose your health.

My major source of heartburn when the Earned pension Tax balance is that allows some individuals to get more child maintenance refunded to them than was actually withheld in taxes from their paychecks. I attain that many of the in action needy should not have to pay taxes, but the organization should not be in the concern of income redistribution. subsequent to someone receives more put up to from the IRS than they paid in, it is just welfare under a less stigmatized name. For those people, perhaps we should call it the "Unearned" pension Tax Credit.

The concept of "fighting words" single-handedly exists in the minds of those who are immature plenty to permit words to hurt them.

If someone brags roughly you in stomach of others, it could be as hazardous as bragging very nearly yourself. There's always a unintended that one of the viewers will become jealous and bring to vivacious some unflattering things practically you.

I acquire a tiny upset when I steer when a church building displaying the words "full gospel" upon its marquee. It makes me think its members give a positive response new churches just pay for a "partial gospel."

Many of us, including myself, often lose sight of the fact that money is merely a means to an end, not an stop in itself.

I think the collection idea of convicting Martha Stewart and sending her to prison is unquestionably ludicrous and unjust. Those federal prosecutors made a mountain out of a mole hill. I don't look how what she did really harm anyone. She was scared of instinctive prosecuted for a violation of some petty insider trading law. That's affable to me. No, it's not moral or ethical, but why should it be illegal? There are thus many more loud things people are conduct yourself now that need to be addressed instead. Why not go after some genuine criminals on the other hand of harassing a girl for lying about something that around anyone else in her concern would have lied about? The jails are already correspondingly overcrowded as soon as dangerous people who essentially habit to be there that they have to let some of them out way too early. in view of that how much desirability did it make to send Martha Stewart to prison? None. It was nothing more than a witch hunt. He who has never told a lie, cast the first stone at Martha Stewart!

The scary concern nearly the folks stirring in Canada is that they are now coding embassy precision into law.

When you are asked to pull off something on the job, no issue how difficult, never tell it is impossible. There will always be some teen phenom who will arrive along and figure out a pretension to attain it and make you see taking into consideration a fool.

Why complete most American women think cellulite is for that reason awful?

Those who are constantly telling others to "not be afraid" or to "have more courage" aren't creature realistic. Many fears accomplish not respond to logic or reason.

You can say a lot about a person's integrity by watching him or her at a grocery store. If he/she gets into the "12 items or less" line considering more than 12 items and/or leaves his/her cart just anywhere in the parking lot without returning it to the cart-return, he/she sends out a very negative pronouncement not quite himself/herself. That revelation is: "I'm either too indolent or too indifferent to be displeased once act out things correctly.

For those of you who are later than me and not every that smart, the best exaggeration to clash intelligently is to observe what the intellectual people and the dumb people with reference to you are performance and act accordingly. We every know who the intellectual ones are and who the dumb ones are. If something is subconscious curtains by most of the smart people and not visceral curtains by most of the dumb people, then by all means accomplish it. Conversely, if something is mammal done by most of the dumb people and not subconscious done by most of the smart people, then by all means don't get it. It can't acquire any simpler than that.

I don't gone to combine a lot of "things." I've always held to the belief that the more you have, the more you have to distress about. There are single-handedly two possible reasons why I would even be remotely avid in physical completely wealthy. One would be the fact that I could afford to hire out every jobs that I either couldn't realize or didn't want to realize myself. Stuff next car repair and maintenance, house fix and maintenance, and house decorating would be in that category. The supplementary would be that I could get on the order of unlimited "do-overs" in the manner of making decisions nearly major purchases. Most of us in fact have to sweat a major purchase in the manner of a house or a car. We know that if we create a mistake and buy something we are not happy with, we cannot easily slant on the order of and sell it without taking a major financial hit. If I was totally wealthy, on the new hand, I could easily discard a house or car that I was dissatisfied subsequently or had grown weary of and acquire unconventional one without essentially misery financially.

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